Libby
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Aladdin Backstage & Dressing RoomI'm having a quick gin 
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nanny-now and forever
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don't get it down your neck too quickly, there is plenty of time yet as therest of the cast seem to be on a later bus
mine's a whisky and water by the way
i shall just pop out and review the plot ...and where is the prompter? no prompter in yet? ring the pub and get him turfed out - again...for god's sake and mine why can't he wait till curtain down before passing out?
can you make sure the band have all their music please?
last year some of them were well into the overture to Showboat before we could stop them
what about the sound men? where is the wardrobe mistress?
what the hell are those llamas doing in here? they aren't in the script...
just off for a lie down............
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Libby
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A....E......I.....O.......U
lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
How now brown cow
doraymefarsolateeeeeeee
slurp!
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nanny-now and forever
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oh
my
god
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Kathy
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Skids in and slides to a halt...............
I'm here I'm here what's happening, who am I.....................
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Cabbagepatch
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Ok, mine's a dry white wine, who's doing what then Nansters? Your in charge
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Kathy
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Ok ok, I'll join in with Libby,
Doh a deer a female deer...........................tra lalalalalalalalala
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Kathy
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Ok, still don't know who I am, cutting a bit fine aren't we. Where's the bottle......................
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Libby
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tori wants to join in so we are just signing her in
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Kathy
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She's brave I must say....................... 
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Cabbagepatch
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la la la, ray a drop of golden sun...
oops need to gargle, vocal chords a bit rusty
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Kathy
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Am I the washer woman then, who's in charge of makeup?
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Cabbagepatch
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Welcome Tori, come and join in the fray  You may have to take Lloyd's place cos he has a friend here
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Kathy
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Och give his friend a part, they could be the ugly sisters.................., oh, that was last year wasn't it...................
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nanny-now and forever
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| Cabbagepatch wrote: | | Welcome Tori, come and join in the fray You may have to take Lloyd's place cos he has a friend here |
no good enough
tell lloyd that him and his friend have to take a part
hello toni
make up are here kathy, turn left past the gents
nearly time to give out the parts.....
any more for any more?
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Libby
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no she can't join in sadly won't let her we are still trying
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Libby
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no says she is banned
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Kathy
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I'm in admin now, she's not banned there, hang on.........................
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nanny-now and forever
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she can use your login can't she?
5 minutes to curtain up and i have run out of whisky
if lloyd wants to be an ugle sister, well let him
just get him on stage
the band are starting to warm up.....
where is coco by the way?
this is no time to deliver a springer spaniel
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Jacky
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I here ..................
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Libby
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what part am I
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Cabbagepatch
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ok, lloyd and friend will be joining in shortly. they have gone to change into costume. what parts are they playing??
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nanny-now and forever
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| Dragonfly wrote: | | I here .................. |
great dragon you can be either the wicked ethelazar or the rther boring emperor
or both the way it's going............
where the hell is the lighting man?
2 minutes to go and we are in total darkness in here
soembody flick the switch
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Libby
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what parts are we playing?????????????????
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Kathy
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I'm Twanky...........quick someone zip me up..................
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Cabbagepatch
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I'm the princess, just nipping off to change into my frock...
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Jacky
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I will be the wicked Ethelazar then, but what about Lloyd and friend??
Wouldn't Lloyd be better as Ethelazer and his friend the boring Emperor
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nanny-now and forever
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| Libby wrote: | | what parts are we playing????????????????? |
libby you are aladdin
kathy is the widow twanky
toni is the genie
cabbage is the princess
dragon has a choice of either emperor or ethalazar
lloyd is the one that dragon doesn't want to be and his mate can be anybody he chooses as long as it isn't obscene and doesn't involve the rear end of any farm animal
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Libby
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Kathy
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1 minute to go.....................christ this dress is tight....................
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Jacky
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Ok I am Ethelazer and if you want Noel will be the Emperor if nobody mines him joining in?
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Tori-lori
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I'M HEERREEEEEE!!!!!!! *pant* *pant*
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Libby
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the flippin carpet has flown off again, tori tie it down will you
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Tori-lori
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Oi! Carpet! Back here now!
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nanny-now and forever
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will you lot get out of the dressing room and out in the wings
the curtain is up, the band is on the second run through and the audience is already getting restive
GO GO GO GOGO
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Jacky
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Anybody seen my hat, can't find my hat .......
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Kathy
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Where the hell is Aladdin..............
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Cabbagepatch
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who is aladdin???
lloyd and mate will be along shortly.
i can't change my avatar 
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nanny-now and forever
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| Cabbagepatch wrote: | who is aladdin???
lloyd and mate will be along shortly.
i can't change my avatar |
never mind the avatar, just don't fancy ice cream in the middle of the third act
libby is aladdin
you are a princess
you know
royal, refined, snooty
trying to be a princess of the people but just not quite able to pull it off
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Kathy
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Where's the Princess, where's aladdin
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Jacky
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I am trying to Help Mr DF be the emperor and I keep ending up in fits of giggles - sorry
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nanny-now and forever
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i am not finding it a laughing matter
i am in the first stages of a breakdown and you lot are all laughing...
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Kathy
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CP get Lloyds trousers belted up, he's on
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Jacky
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Mrs DF will still play Ethelazar
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Kathy
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Kathy
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GLUG GLUG GLUG...........................
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Kathy
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HIC HIC HIC.......................
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Cabbagepatch
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given up with a posh wine glass.
going straight for the bottle and a straw!
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Jacky
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Look there was my hat all the time
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Jacky
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Where are you, you can't go down the pub in costume and make-up
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Kathy
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Phew, Hic Hic..............is Nanny ok do you think, I thought it went off rather well................
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nanny-now and forever
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| Dragonfly wrote: | | Where are you, you can't go down the pub in costume and make-up |
oh yes they can
i think we will be the last there so hurry up love, the drinks are on the muscly men
i can think of worse places
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Cabbagepatch
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I think Nanny deserves a medal or a large drink at the very least
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Libby
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phew than good ness all over for anothe ryear
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Jacky
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are we drinking or licking - naughty man
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Tori-lori
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Weeee!!!!! Bath time!! Wheres my rubber duckie?
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Kathy
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Went off script a couple of times and lost a couple of the leading actors but that's all par for the course isn't it....
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nanny-now and forever
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| Tori-lori wrote: | | Weeee!!!!! Bath time!! Wheres my rubber duckie? |
perhaps one of the muscly men have pinched it
can i have a year off now?
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Kathy
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Libby, can't you keep that girl under control.
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Libby
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definately, fun though
thanks for including me although I'm not sure I was up to a leadin role???
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Kathy
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You never had a breakdown this Nanny, are we getting better then?
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Tori-lori
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DUUUUUCCKKIIIEEEEEEEEEE??????? WHERE ARE YOOOOOUUUUUU??????
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Jacky
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Grand job Nanny hiphip har-ray x 3, thank you, see you next year
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Kathy
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And I did bring Alan along for you, thought it might help............
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nanny-now and forever
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you do realise we have a matinee and show every day apart from new years day from now until the 12th february don't you?
i think we might just have it under our belts by then
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Libby
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| Tori-lori wrote: | | DUUUUUCCKKIIIEEEEEEEEEE??????? WHERE ARE YOOOOOUUUUUU?????? |
down girl
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Tori-lori
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Thank you for letting me join in on this little escapade!!
I'm going to look for my duckie now!!!!!
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Libby
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| nanny wrote: | you do realise we have a matinee and show every day apart from new years day from now until the 12th february don't you?
i think we might just have it under our belts by then |
did I tell you I am emigrating for 12 weeks
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Jacky
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and I am your luggage
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Kathy
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Thank you folks, I'm crawling off to bed now and a special thanks to Nanny for once again writing, producing and directing the pantomime of the year.
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lloyd
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I have a duck in the freezer I could roast, Tori?
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Libby
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they are nuts on here dragonfly, thats why I love it so much, your never sure whats coming next
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Jacky
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Ok folks, great show, really enjoyed it but most now go nun-night 
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nanny-now and forever
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ha ha
fooled you
i am off now for my bath
thanks to all who took part and those who tried to but couldn't and those that sensibly backed out when they saw which way it was all going
i'd like to thank all those that helped to get me to this position and most of all i would like to thank......
oh sorry
i seem to be running on there
off to my bath i think
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Kathy
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Might get soggy in the bath Lloyd
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Tori-lori
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| lloyd wrote: | | I have a duck in the freezer I could roast, Tori? |
Is it yellow and does it float?
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Libby
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Thanks to everyone great to see so many peeps here
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Jacky
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Never could hold my drink
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Kathy
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Night Nanny, night all.
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Libby
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night night
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Tori-lori
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Thank you all! Nighty night
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Cabbagepatch
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Night night from here too, thank you everyone for the giggles
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