This
is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John
went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area
of
West
Virginia
.
Aft
er spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared
breakfast of bacon, eggs
and toast. However,
John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather
asking, 'Are these plates clean?'
His
grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can
get
em. Just
you go ahead and finish your meal,Sonny!'
For
lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again,
John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are
you sure these plates are clean?'
Without
looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them.
Now
don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later
that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his
grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and
said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without
diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old
man shouted, 'COLDWATER,
GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HERE ME!!!'
