nanny-now and forever
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potting shed panto 2009 - aladdinit will all be in this thread...........
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nanny-now and forever
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ok here we are
welcome to the 2008 potting shed panto
the plot is in the other thread that i am sure you have all read and inwardly digested so tally ho
a long long time ago even before tesco was born there was in the town of old peking a meek and meager widowed washer womean and her son alladin
cue: twanky
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Kathy
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ALADIN, GET THOSE KNICKERS HUNG OUT ON THE LINE
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Kathy
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Must get the emperorers suit done, and that bl**dy woman at number 20 wants her whites whiter than white.......................
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Kathy
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God, it's hot in here, where that damn boy gone now, those knickers are still lying around................
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Cabbagepatch
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i am a pair of knickers hanging on the line.
tis flippin draughty around here..........................
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Kathy
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ALADDIN..................................
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Kathy
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I hate working with amateurs..............
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nanny-now and forever
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aladdin
ALADDIN
come onit's your line.....go for it .....there are tomatoes coming over the footlights
wing it girl,wing it...............
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Cabbagepatch
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i am a pair of knickers hanging on the line.
what do knickers say?
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Libby
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flippin heck mother I couldn't hear cos of all the noise
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Kathy
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Get those knickers out, Betty from number 10 is coming for them, she works nights.......................
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oh thank god
right carry on then, my glass is empty
come along now......
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Libby
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all this hard work, slog, slog
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Kathy
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She won't have them on for long but a girl needs to keep up appearances................
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Kathy
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Oh sorry, is this a family show
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Cabbagepatch
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| Kathy wrote: | | Get those knickers out, Betty from number 10 is coming for them, she works nights....................... |
If she works nights maybe she doesn't need her knickers 
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Libby
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attisho, flippin bubbles, if only I could fly off on one of them
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Kathy
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Who's that passing by in that litter chair then.............
Twankey misses nothing.................
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Kathy
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Cue Alladin and the princess......................?
Nanny where've you hid all the drink..............
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so there is aladdin with a bundle of something clean and lovely under his arm...he sets out at a slow stroll to go to number 10 but
what is this passing by?
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Kathy
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Ah, is that the Princess Wong I see.....................
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Jacky
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oh that me, Im on
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Cabbagepatch
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It is I your Very Royal Princess of the people. I do so hope you like my litter tray.
No no, I meant litter. Carried by four well muscled minions. Yum yum 
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Kathy
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Libby
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oh I say who is that beautiful young rich girl
swoon
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nanny-now and forever
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cue princess
cue princess
close the freezer princess and take the cue
lloyd where is the princess?
where is my whisky?
oh for god's sake why do i do this every year~?????
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Jacky
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no im not, Mrs DF threw me in the stage too early 
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Libby
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where has she come from?
where is she going
did she see me
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Libby
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Kathy
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AS the audience
OH NO SHE DIDN'T
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nanny-now and forever
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(sotto voce) actually dragon you are the wicked uncle elethazar love, not the princess...you come on in a minute or so......
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Kathy
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Oh yes she did
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Libby
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didn't what???
see me???????
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Cabbagepatch
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I am hear my people (waving serenely)
Gosh who is that handsome chap over there?
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Kathy
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I don't think she's seen you my poor boy, take these towels to the palace.............
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Libby
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phew I was worried??
look at the state of me
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so has everybody gone home or what?
i could be watching robin and the seven hoods you know or doing my embroidery instead of cultivating a break down
someone throw a line for pity's sake
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Libby
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mother I really must go and have a shower or something first she can't see me like this
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Cabbagepatch
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Still waving serenely whilst oggling the musclebound chaps carrying my litter.......
cor
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lloyd
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Phew! pass those towels, I need a rub down!!
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Libby
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not keen
right I'm off to the palace 
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Kathy
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No no get along to the palace......................
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Libby
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I've gone
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Kathy
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GASP
LOOK WHO'S JOINED US AGAIN.....................
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Cabbagepatch
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I say Widow Twankly, you've stolen one of my handsome men. No wonder my litter is on the wonk.
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Libby
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Knock knock on palace door
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Jacky
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Mr DF Emperor walks in
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Kathy
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So Aladdin arrives at the palace?
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nanny-now and forever
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ok
i shall move us on a tad............
so aladdin decides he can't live with out the princess so he follows her to the palace avoiding number 10- and the delivery of clean knickers and askes for an audience with the emperor
i do believe lloyd this is your cue
get on with it.................
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Cabbagepatch
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Somebody open the door for heavens sake
A princess could do with a handsome chap you know
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Kathy
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We can share him...........
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Libby
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keep up I've already knocked
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lloyd
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Come in and welcome, anyone want some smoked cheese? 
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Cabbagepatch
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| nanny wrote: | ok
i do believe lloyd this is your cue
get on with it................. |
he can be a bit slow nansters!
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Jacky
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The Emperor growls at Aladdin, what are you doing here?
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Libby
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good evening your honour
bows low
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Cabbagepatch
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| Kathy wrote: | | We can share him........... |
I don't share my men with anyone. I am a royal princess you know 
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Kathy
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Go for it Dragonfly, this is your big chance to impress Nanny
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lloyd
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(Random voice from prince's chamber): can I have some smoked cheese please??
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Jacky
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what do you want aladdin
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Libby
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I have brought your clean laundry
can I have your daUGHTERS HAND IN MARRIAGE
NOT BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH
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nanny-now and forever
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we now appear to have 2 emperors
hey ho
they could do a tweedle dum and tweedle dee moment in the chase scene
cheese is not on the menu unless it has dates and sheep's eyes in it like wot all arabian types eat on their toast
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Kathy
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I'm waiting for the bit where the emporerer tells Aladin to get stuffed, should be areal dramatic bit
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Jacky
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Mr DF will bow out as Mr L will be a fair less stressy Emperor
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Kathy
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Can I have some of what you're having Nanny
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Cabbagepatch
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| Libby wrote: | I have brought your clean laundry
can I have your daUGHTERS HAND IN MARRIAGE
NOT BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH |
I say, steady on
Do you know who I am??
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lloyd
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Who are we again? 
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Libby
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your the beautiful lady in the cat litter
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nanny-now and forever
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comne on emperor
this is a big dramatic scene
i want to see motivation
i want to see tears from the princess
i want to see flinty looks from aladdin when he is told to leave
come on now, this is your big moment..............
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lloyd
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Moi???????????
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Cabbagepatch
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I need a drink.
A large one.
I say, who is this rather fine young man standing proudly before me??
I feel a swooning fit coming on........
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Kathy
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Lloyd, put the damn bottle away, it's affecting your timing
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Libby
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it is I aladdin
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Cabbagepatch
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| Libby wrote: | | your the beautiful lady in the cat litter |
He is??
I thought that was me
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lloyd
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That'll be muscly bloke number two. Just finished checkig on food in the oven and returnin smartish
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Kathy
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Pssst.........Dragonfly, help Lloyd out here...............
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| lloyd wrote: | | Moi??????????? |
yes
you
do it..................
mr df
don't worry, we have a big fight scene comign and we will need blood and gore and all that good stuff
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Libby
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lloyd
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Muscley bloke 2: Oh bugger, extra smoked pizza  Burnt to those of a common disposition!!
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Cabbagepatch
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Food? Did someone mention food?
Where is Nanny? Me thinks she has finished the bottle. Or it has finished her...
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Kathy
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Does anybody know who they are, bottle please...................
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Libby
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Jacky
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Okkkkkkkk
I can only of swear words now oh bu**ger
Aladdin why would you want a princess who wears priceless perfume of cats weeeeeeee
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Cabbagepatch
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I think you will find its Eau de Toilette 
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Kathy
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That's it that's it, go for it......................
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Libby
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because I lurve cats and she is so beautiful
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Jacky
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Did you know you could be shot for smelling the princess
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Cabbagepatch
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Aladdin aladdin where art thou?
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Libby
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oh I'm sorry me lud
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| lloyd wrote: | | Muscley bloke 2: Oh bugger, extra smoked pizza Burnt to those of a common disposition!! |
LLOYD
YOU ARE THE EMPEROR
WILLYOU GET ON WITH IT PLEASE?
SOMEBODY EAT THE PIZZZA AND GET HIM ON THE STAGE....
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Kathy
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Oh no he won't
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Jacky
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My daughter can only marry a prince and you are only a lowly poor washer boy with wierd tastes
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Libby
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wanders off all sad and dejected
wo is me
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Kathy
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Gasp............is there going to be a fight...................
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Cabbagepatch
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| Kathy wrote: | | Oh no he won't |
Actually, I think he will
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Libby
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what am I to do???
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Jacky
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yes woe is you stand proud with big winning grin on his face
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nanny-now and forever
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your line aladdin
aladdin?
aladdin?
LIBBY
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lloyd
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Aladdin leave the princess be, bless her. Your'e the ninth this week!!!
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