Kathy
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Snow White Panto Dressing RoomWhere is everybody, only 90 mns till kick off and the makeup lady hasn't arrived yet either, bring in the brandy...........................
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Ratman
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Oooh do you mind closing the door Kathy, I am struggling to get into this leotard 
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Kathy
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Ooooo arrrrr, I be the pirate captain..........Aye, can Me help you int' that leotard? Get here early to choose the plum parts 
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Ratman
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Close the door then it is draughty round here
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Cabbagepatch
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Hmm, can I have a nasty part please, like a stroppy looking glass or the evil stepmother.
Cos i'm feeling   
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Grumpy
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Arrr, mo'e o'er you blaggard, I be a helpin wi that leotard.
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Cabbagepatch
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Where is the Director of Proceedings?
Gawd, maybe she's having a wee dram already 
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Ratman
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Steady mind the strap
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Jojo
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I might have to have a laying down part sitting here with sun glasses on got very sore eyes 
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Cabbagepatch
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Best play Sleepy then!!
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Jojo
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Yes that will do for me,just closing my eyes for a while
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nanny-now and forever
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please calm down will you all
45 minutes to curtain up
havven't got my dram yet as mr nanny has to wash the dishes first so that my special glass is ready
ok
parts now i think
i need :
the queen
snow white
prince what'sit
nursey
captain of the royal yacht
magic mirror
assorted carrots............oh sorry, that's my shopping list......assorted nautical dwarves
so who is going to be who?
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Kathy
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Ooooo arrrrr, I be the pirate captain.
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nanny-now and forever
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| Kathy wrote: | | Ooooo arrrrr, I be the pirate captain. |
ok one part gone
only about 12 to go
who is going to be snow white
ratman i think this could be your lucky day
speak up
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Grumpy
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I be Grumpy
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Cabbagepatch
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Just going to check out my dressing up outfits...
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nanny-now and forever
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ok
that would be grumpy the dwarf ship's cook then?
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Grumpy
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Ahoy, Octopus Stew anyone.....................
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nanny-now and forever
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somebody speak to me
i'm getting stressed already
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coco331
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Can I be the magic mirror?
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nanny-now and forever
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| coco331 wrote: | | Can I be the magic mirror? |
great magic mirror it is
where is my snow white then?
oyster stew sounds good to me
with croutons please
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coco331
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Actually im not sure...... maybe I'll choose another part
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coco331
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No infact yes, Ill be the mirror
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coco331
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Is Ratman snow white??
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nanny-now and forever
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god knows
where is he then
cabbage will you be the wicked queen please
we only have half an hour
nearly time for the overture
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nanny-now and forever
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ok that's it
i am officially stressed and on the sauce
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Ratman
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Just got the leotard on Phew thanks Kathy, mind you your hands were cold, and so big
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nanny-now and forever
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great ratman you are snw white
great chance fr you here with this part, think .........lily savage or who ever you choose
now hten we need a nurse, still need CP to be the queen
and we still have no prince or captain
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Kathy
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Ooooo arrrrr, I already told you I be the pirate captain.
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nanny-now and forever
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| Kathy wrote: | | Ooooo arrrrr, I already told you I be the pirate captain. |
oh sorry kathy of course you did
fancy being any more pirates?
what about the rest of the family?
need more pirates
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lloyd
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| nanny wrote: | god knows
where is he then |
LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!
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coco331
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Please can we have a round of applause for Majik, the verily magic mirror
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coco331
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I'll be a dwarf, just getting E to tell me all their names....
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Kathy
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Quick Lloyd, get that nurses outfit on..........................
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nanny-now and forever
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| lloyd wrote: | | nanny wrote: | god knows
where is he then |
LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!! |
welcome handsome prince
coco brilliant.......................
15 minutes chaps
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Ratman
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If I am Snow White I need some make up. White is just not my colour, hurry people I am needed on stage, after all I do have a very big part 
(must be the leotard)
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Grumpy
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croutons anyone...................
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Jojo
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Will this do for the wicked Queen?
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Kathy
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Somebody slap some makeup on that man.........................
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nanny-now and forever
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| Jojo wrote: |
Will this do for the wicked Queen? |
ojk then jojo
you ar the queen because i can't find SP but she can be nursey and make a fuss of snow white and the prince
MORE DWARVES....MORE DWARVES
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Ratman
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How come I end up in a dress and Lloyd is the handsome prince ??????????
Ere I don't have to snog him do I
RIGHT MY PRINCE YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO SHAVE THAT MOUSTACHE OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jojo
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Where is Browneyes bet she has forgotton AHHHHHH
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nanny-now and forever
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| Ratman wrote: | How come I end up in a dress and Lloyd is the handsome prince ??????????
Ere I don't have to snog him do I
RIGHT MY PRINCE YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO SHAVE THAT MOUSTACHE OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
could be worse
at least you don't sleep with him till right at the end
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Jojo
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Curtain up in ten mins folks Oh the nerves 
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Cabbagepatch
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OK, Nursey here, cor you should see me in my uniform..
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coco331
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AAARRRRRR
I be Sneezy, t'pirate who blew those sons of biscuit eaters clean out t'water....Ye mind o that Grumps?
SNOW WHITE YE LILY LIVERED WORM, YER LEOTARD'S BURST
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Kathy
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I'll be Happy as well then.............
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nanny-now and forever
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| Cabbagepatch wrote: | | OK, Nursey here, cor you should see me in my uniform.. |
great
anybody else who shows up can be something else
i shall start a new thread then
give me a minute or two
last chance to fill the glass and let the dogs out
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coco331
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Happy my buttocks.... misery guts is what ye are
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Jojo
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Five mins I need the loo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ratman
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Right I have got me slap on, when is my cue?
Hang on did anyone remember the apple ????????????
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coco331
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Oh I feel sick, where is my basin?
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Jojo
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Yes got a dish full
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Kathy
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God, my Mother picks her time to phone................ where's the makeup, BRANDY BRANDY
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Kathy
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Jojo come on your on, go to the panto for real thread.................
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Jojo
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I;m there could not find the mirrow sorry
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Kathy
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PHEW, that's another done, better get the slap of the chops, I'll get spots.
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Ratman
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Kathy any chance of another hand with the old leotard ???
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Kathy
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Stand still then..............................
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Cabbagepatch
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i say shouldn't the handsome prince be helping you out of that snow white??
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Ratman
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| Cabbagepatch wrote: | | i say shouldn't the handsome prince be helping you out of that snow white?? |
Sshhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell him Kathy has much smoother hands
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lloyd
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Hey you!!
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coco331
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I Chopped him up inti bits an made the bugger inti a stew
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lloyd
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Oh no you didn't....................
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Cabbagepatch
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calm calm coco
its all over you know
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coco331
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Mother ate too much squid...so shes now on the loo for the next hour....she gives her apologies
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Ratman
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Look out Kathy it is my husband.
Dont suppose you would be ok if he joined us
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Cabbagepatch
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Please may I propose a toast to our Pantomime Director Extrodinaire
Three cheers to Nansters
Hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray
Bottoms up folks
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coco331
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is it really??
Damn.... well im away to bed folks... it's tiring kicking butts
Somebody just kicked me and cracked my face... 7 years bad luck....HAH.....tata
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coco331
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HIP HIP HOOORAY
HIP HIP HOOORAY HIP HIP HIPPITY HIP HOP HAP SKIP SKOP HOORRRRAAAAYYYYYY
Thanks nanny and aubody else
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Ratman
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Raptorous applause for Nanny ( Quick get the flowers, who didn't order them ???)
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Cabbagepatch
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I think Nanny has passed out..............
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coco331
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It was Lloyd and ratmans fault, they put me off and I didn't act to my usual standard........
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nanny-now and forever
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ahem
if i could just have a few words with the cast.........
we have been approached by the bbc
they would like to make a reality show about amdram and they needed a group that was so bad that the reality show's ratings would be assured
i am pleased (?) to be able to tell you that we have been asked to appear in "amdram goes large" as that self same group
i have accepted on your behalf because i didn't think anybody could be as bad as you lot
i hope you do well
i am sure you couldn't do any worse.................
mine's a pintby the way
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nanny-now and forever
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p.s.
i am going to go to sleep now
for a long, long time
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Cabbagepatch
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don't worry nanny
only 364 days until the next one.....................
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Cabbagepatch
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| coco331 wrote: | | It was Lloyd and ratmans fault, they put me off and I didn't act to my usual standard........ |
I can't find Lloyd...........
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coco331
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He's eloped with ratman
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coco331
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Night night nanny....night night everybody
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Cabbagepatch
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lloyd is tackling his leotard....
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Ratman
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Goodbyeeeee Goodbyeeee wipe the tear forum dears from your EYEEEE
I knew I could bank on Lloyd !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cabbagepatch
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he's stapping his vitals
and shivering his timbers
right, nurse outfit back in the costume box
off to polish the thermometer
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Kathy
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Enjoy the sleep of the just Nanny.
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coco331
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Oh so your off the lavvy then...... any loo roll left???
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Somerset Lad
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Bu**er i missed it 
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Becki
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So did I SL
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Aqui
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and then my internet connection fell done a big rabbit hole so i missed the after show party!
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Kathy
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We can have a new year party can't we, maybe do one of those things where you start with a sentence and then the next person takes up the story, not sure what it's called but you get some VERY strange tales!
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Cabbagepatch
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chinese whispers
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Kathy
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That's it!
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Ratman
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Didn't George Michael sing that
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Cabbagepatch
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What, That's it! ??
Don't think so
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browneyes
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| coco331 wrote: | Please can we have a round of applause for Majik, the verily magic mirror
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that looks spooky
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Jojo
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What happened to you last night you missed the panto 
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coco331
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| browneyes wrote: | | coco331 wrote: | Please can we have a round of applause for Majik, the verily magic mirror
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that looks spooky |
Haha, it was the only one I could find at short notice. And seeing as it was a potting shed panto I figured that I could be a bit different.....we did have pirate dwarfs after all
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Kathy
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I was explaining the synopsis to Agapanthus and Muntjac today, E was there and informed me that the story was all wrong....................
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Cabbagepatch
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Well, I do hope you put her right!
And, we need a Potting Shed update on Aggie and Muntjac please.........
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Kathy
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On the daily thread CP. 
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