The Potting Shed

lloyd · 5 Star Club Joined: 17 Jun 2006 Posts: 3315

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let a dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the gates'.

browneyes · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject:

now thats what i call a joke

Libby · Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:40 am Post subject:

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lloyd · 5 Star Club Joined: 17 Jun 2006 Posts: 3315

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBm5YOM5Xz0
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redwillowrose · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:46 am Post subject:

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Libby · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:23 pm Post subject:

An Irish man had been driving round town looking for a parking space for ages, so he said a little prayer to God ' if you can find me a parking space I will go to Mass Every week and give up the Whisky'!
Just like that a parking space appeared he said to God ' its ok I found one'!!! Laughing

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Libby · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:47 pm Post subject:

If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg.

You only get laid once;

You only get eaten once;

It takes 4 minutes to get hard;

Only 2 minutes to get soft;

You share your box with 5 other guys;

and after 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head smashed in, and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!

But worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face, was your mother, so cheer up your life ain't that bad.

Laughing

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Elaine St James from her book 'Simplicity'

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Kathy · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject:

LIBBY....................................... Laughing