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Lizzie · 5 Star Club Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Posts: 2990

I've heard that before but it's one of my very favourite jokes - it creases me up every time Laughing

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Libby · Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:10 pm Post subject:

EU Directive No. 456179

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency,

all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used

after 31st December 2009.

From this date, the correct terminology will be:

'Euronating'.

Thank you for your attention.
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Libby · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:11 am Post subject:

This is silly but it made me chuckle Laughing

During a recent password audit at Bank Of Ireland it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyBerlin When asked why he had su...ch a long password: "Oi was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital"

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"If we reduce the amount of stuff we allow to accumulate in our lives, we won't have to organise it"
Elaine St James from her book 'Simplicity'

My Blog: http://woodlandsworld2.blogspot.com/